Friday, October 19, 2007

Asshat

Thanks to an article my friend Anastasia sent me, I visited the Starbucks Oracle. You put in what you normally order at Starbucks, and it spews out your personality traits. Pretty funny - sadly rather accurate on a few counts. (Though here in Okinawa there ARE two closer mom & pop coffee shops that I like better these days!)

My grande nonfat wet cappuccino yielded:

Personality type: Asshat

You carry around philosophy books you haven't read and wear trendy wire-rimmed glasses even though you have perfect vision. You've probably added an accent to your name or changed the pronunciation to seem sophisticated. You hang out in coffee shops because you don't have a job because you got your degree in French Poetry. People who drink Grande nonfat wet cappucino are notorious for spouting off angry, liberal opinions about issues they don't understand.

Also drinks: Any drink with a foreign name
Can also be found at: The other, locally owned coffee shop you claim to like better

2 comments:

mgrant said...

Hahahahahaha!!! Wine coolers...

Personality type: Clueless

You don't go to Starbucks much; when you do you just tag along with other people since you have nothing better to do. You would like to order a Tazo Chai Crème but don't know how to pronounce it. Most people who drink grande mocha frappucino are strippers.

Also drinks: Wine coolers
Can also be found at: The mall

Tania said...

haha look asshat at least your not high maintenance LOL:

Behold the Oracle's wisdom:

Personality type: High Maintenance

You pride yourself on being assertive and direct; everyone else thinks you're bossy and arrogant. You're constantly running your mouth about topics that only you would find interesting. Your capacity for wasting other people's time is limitless. Your friends find you intolerable, that's why they're plotting to kill you.

Also drinks: Water. Bottled, chilled, with four ice cubes, a twist of lemon, in a crystal glass.
Can also be found at: Trendy martini bars